Glutton For Punishment

Tonight, in the Glare of the Sky sports TV cameras QPR are once again playing live away at West Bromich Albion in the league. Albion have been scoring goals for fun and usually destroy teams who get in their way. I am going to the game by coach all the way to the midlands, because i believe in the R`s, or am i just plain stubborn and deluded.
Watch this space, and remember where you heard it first

Currently Listening to

Waterloo Lily by Caravan

Re-issued from 1972 with bonus tracks. Classic Progressive Funk/rock. My dad had a copy on vynal and i played it till the cows came home!

The QPR Circus is in town.

Alleged Headbutts, managers getting suspended, mutiny in the dressing room. Is it a new Christmas panto, or a new Sky 3 soap opera?
Nope, Its just one of the regular occurrences that have been happening down at My beloved Football team, Queens Park Rangers. Since we`ve been taken over around 2 odd years ago the media spotlight has been on us regularly because of our "high profile" owners. While we`re all grateful for the new investments and financial stability (we are officially the richest club in the world I`ll have you know!!) We seem to be going through managers every 3 or 4 months or so. Is this because our major share holder FB, keeps putting his fucking oar in??? He cannot manage a football team. He`s a business man not a football man. The last 2 managers were fucked off because they couldn't`t run the team with him trying to pull the strings from the boardroom, and they spoke out about it and paid the price. Good luck to them.
Anyway I digressed there just a touch, back to the story...
After we lost 3-1 to Watford on Monday an alleged altercation happened with our Manager Jim Magilton,apparently headbutting the QPR star player and wearer of our Famous No.10 shirt Akos Buszaky. Now by all accounts none of the players want to play for the manager any more. The conspiracy theorists have been working overtime on our QPR message boards and by word of mouth.
We were playing out of this world just a few weeks ago and for the life of me i cannot see where the problem arose from. Maybe JM is a control freak or as i stated The "Puppet master" from the boardroom has been ordering what players to be in the side,(which he has done in the past) If he has then FB, your team selections and tactics have been totally shit. No manager or player is bigger than Queens Park Rangers FC, If they both have to go than so be it.The sooner we get this situation sorted out the better. If they both stay then i would be most surprised., but if expected a new manager comes in before the new year, then my friend, if you can tame the lion.......

Stunned

Went to QPR today full of optimism about beating one of last seasons relegated premiership teams
Score: QPR 1 Middlesborough 5

Totally stunned, we were not outplayed, just everything seemed to go right for Boro.
We play again on Monday against Watford live on Sky Sports, lets hope we can get it out of our system A.S.A.P.

12st 9lbs.

That`s not what I weighed when I was born, Its what I now weigh after 2 months of dieting. I did have my clothes on, so you could probobly take off another 1lb. Then if I have a dump, another 1lb or so!!
So far so good................where`s the curry house?

Mental block

I logged on with a deep and intellectual topic to write about, now its completely gone from me. I guess that`s what happens to all Pulitzer prize winners at some point in their careers eh? So Now i`m here what shall i write about? Queens Park Rangers?,Diets?,Work?,The El Nino Phenomenon?,Our democratic dictatorship that we live in?,Gimps?,Jesus feeding the Multitudes with a tin of Sardines and a Greggs Crusty bloomer?(He was a very naughty boy) If you have any suggestions, phone, leave a post or email me at the usual places. There`s a £3.50 Woolworth's voucher with the best answer. Ate proximo vez amigos. Beijos xx

Classic Comedy Clip-Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor is only one of a few comedians who can make me cry with laughter.